Thursday, November 4, 2010

The Election

Okay, so you lost because you thought Blacks and whites would both love to get behind the same political party.  Because of course Blacks and whites agree on so much.

Stop trying to be funny, Black "liberals".  Liberalism is for whites.  We?  We got US.  Face it, Obama isn't here forever.  Neither is Black liberalism.

Where are you gonna go?

A new country?

Or back to preschool?

Monday, October 25, 2010

Declaration of Independence

When the states of the deep South reach Black majorities, they declare independence.  You know the white people want us gone, and we want to rule ourselves.  Who loses?

Nobody.

Simple as that.

Edit:
All right folks, I know it's not politically correct.  Somebody step up to the plate, Black or not.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Prelude to the Declaration of Independence

(Okay, I know I gave it away a little with that title.)

Here's the plan:

Abolish all welfare, affirmative action, and racial set-asides for Blacks (and Latinos and whoever else gets them).  Say goodbye to your nanny state, brothers!  You've grown up!

Give tax breaks to any Black who agrees to move permanently to one of the five states in the deep south: Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, Louisiana, or Mississippi.  Now there's no "brown paper bag" test here; all you have to do is declare yourself to be Black, and you get the tax break if you move.

Next, any Black serviceman is released from his tour of duty with the US military if he agrees to serve out the same amount of time with National Guard of any of those states.

Last, approve the Declaration of Independence of any state in the deep south - preferably ALL of them.  

What could be simpler?


But what's that I hear?  I'm creating a GHETTO?  
No, my friend, I'm creating a NEW COUNTRY.  An independent Black country with its own army, its own ships, its own resources, and most importantly its own people.  That's what I'm creating.

What else I hear?  I'm making all the Blacks leave their homes?  
Nope, just offering a deal.  Join with your brothers and get a tax break.  Stay where you are, that's fine, but no more special pats on the head by guilty white liberals.

Oh, but what about the whites in those states?  
What about them!  After Jim Crow, maybe they deserved to be hanged.  Maybe not.  It ain't Jim Crow any more.  Southern whites can stay or leave, their choice.  It's not like they're going to be turned into slaves once the Declaration of Independence happens.  

And the absolute worst thing I hear:
But there's no point in leaving the USA!  We got the White House now!  
Yeah, right, my friend, like that's going to last a long time.  We're two years down now, and if the white banks don't fix the economy (they won't) it'll all get blamed on a certain Black (you can say black) guy from Hawaii.  Think he'll get re-elected?  Think again!  Who knows what the the white voters will want in 2012.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Why do you think multiracial communities work?

People praise integration and multicultural, multiracial communities all the time.  I think they do it because King praised integration.  I understand and share the respect for Dr. Martin Luther King but I don't think that is a good enough reason to support something that doesn't appear to be working.

Put Blacks and whites together and the whites will get scared and start bribing Blacks to have babies out of wedlock.  That's the way it's been for decades now.  It has to stop.

If you're so sure multiracial communities work, what's the evidence?  If an all-Black community can't work, does that mean a Historically Black College can't work?  I doubt it.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

First, abolish welfare

I was going to title this post "Blinded by the whites" to mimic a song I heard on the radio the other day, but I decided I should be serious.

Welfare must be abolished because it encourages people to drop out of the job market and have babies.  For you political science majors, I'm talking about TANF ("Temporary" Aid to Needy Families).  Get rid of it.  Right now.  It's bad news.

I could write about this for hours, but I'm working on other stuff now (I'll get back to you!) and by now, everyone should know this.  Welfare sucks.

Okay, if you want to be "moderate", say, no new welfare cases accepted, effective immediately.  Current TANF recipients get to keep "earning" (HA HA!) what they applied for until their time, six months at most, is up.

And when the mothers come around begging, tell them, "Sorry, call me racist if you want, it doesn't hurt my feelings any more."  THEN you can go home and cry out your hurt feelings.

I'm teasing, but there's a grain of truth, isn't there?  Liberals who like welfare are blinded by their own guilt and generosity, and poor teenagers with poor values (more than half of them are white, look it up!) are blinded by the lure of all that money.  Only a rich, guilty liberal would say it's not that much money.  It's a LOT of money to a poor teenager.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Why education isn't working

Over at Prospect Magazine there is a thread called "In praise of dead white men".  It's about how everyone needs to learn the canon, Black or white.  Why shouldn't it be?  Modern watered-down education is founded on the same notion that Jim Crow was, that Blacks couldn't learn.  Yet a lot of Blacks who claim to be proud are saying they need something more relevant to Blacks in education.

Well, OF COURSE we're not comparing white popular culture writers to The Fire Next Time or Invisible Man.  Obviously James Baldwin is better than some novel about sexy vampires.  AND Baldwin or Ellison or Maya Angelou is in an important way more relevant to Blacks than Shakespeare or Dante.  But relevance isn't everything.  Greatness is it's own thing.  Blacks have been in Shakespeare plays for years because everyone can appreciate him if they try.

So, cut out the touchy-feely pop novels, and keep the canon, and keep Baldwin and Ellison.  It ain't rocket science.

But that doesn't mean a white writer, taught by a white teacher, is going to appeal to Black kids.  And it's not because white teachers are mean and nasty.  You can't win if you're a white teacher.  You're either mean and nasty or you're too nice.  Black kids will walk all over a white teacher.  It does no good to say "they should be ashamed!"  They're not going to show respect until their communities are run by Black adults, their schools staffed by Black teachers, and their job opportunities are with Black businesses.

If that means government, from school all the way up to Congress, has to be Black, so be it.  A Black Declaration of Independence is coming, and that won't be rocket science either.  I'll write about in a while, so hang on.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

New developments

First, I'm getting my new username off the ground.  The other one got in two many chat room brawls.  I'm not going to brawl any more.

You don't like my opinions, fine, but I'm not going to squabble.

So anyway, I'll be back on the sites (Daily Kos and all that) in a couple of days.

Still haven't found a photo for you all though, the blurry will have to do.

I don't think I'm going to do a blogroll.  It's too hip-hop to be shouting out all the time.  I love hip-hop, but it's not me.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Why we need to legalize pot

Too many Blacks in prison.  Simple as that.

Can't let the rapists and murderers out.  DON'T even think about it.  The least we can do is stop putting stumbling blocks in front of the blind, and the brothers smoking pot are certainly blind.  They need treatment, sure.

Wake up, Black man.  Clean up your act and get to work.  We need you.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

My Mother

Last post I mentioned my mother.  A beautiful intelligent Black woman with the most musical laugh.  She taught school at a mostly white school.  My neighborhood was safe but not rich.  Everybody knew her and everybody (yes even the whites) respected her.

Are you surprised?  You wouldn't be if you knew her.  She could teach a roomful of children to read, discipline a child without cursing or even THINKING anything undignified.

What did she teach me?  I'm going to try to recall as much of it as possible and I know I'll forget half of it.  Let me tell a story.

When I was about 12 I was easily the biggest kid in the class.  A bunch of little white kids, some other Blacks, and me.  They knew me and they weren't afraid of me, but I didn't know why.  The thought of people being afraid of me just never crossed my mind.  So a couple of times it became clear, and it made me so mad, because whites in town who didn't know me were afraid of me.  They would shy away, the wouldn't look me in the eye.

I was just barely too old to cry about it to my mother.  "Why are they afraid of me?  They think I'm some kinda thug just cause I'm black.  Do I act like the thugs on the TV?  No, I don't.  I'm polite cause that's what you said."

My mother took both of my hands.  She laughed her musical laugh and said, "Son, they are afraid of you because you are a big handsome black boy.  You are just going to keep getting bigger and more handsome so you better get used or it will make you crazy."

I whine about it a little more, but not enough to make her mad.  She said, "What are you going to do?  I'll tell you what.  You are going to be polite - no yelling, no cursing, no bad grammar.  When whites get to know you they won't be scared any more."  That was it.  She changed the subject.  I was helping her make dinner lickety-split.

I hope she never reads this blog, because I'm not real politically correct, but I love my mother and I'll probably write about her every other post.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Blacks Aren't Stupid; They're Skitso

Two posts ago and two days ago I said when I was on the fishing boat I decided Blacks are stupid for not knowing why whites are afraid of them.  This was not me at my charitable best.  I admit that.

Here is what I came up with when I interviewed some brothers and sisters (mainly brothers) about why they though whites are afraid of us:

"Whites are racist if they're afraid, because not all Blacks are violent criminals."  Yeah, right on brother, and not all lions are man-eaters.

"Whites deserve to be afraid because they deserve to get robbed and beaten, because they richer than us."  Okay, so are you gonna rob everyone richer than you?  Some Blacks are richer than you, did they all earn it?  Face it, we all got LUCKY one way or another.  Read up on Communist Russia if you don't believe me.

"We should be scared of whites.  KKK and all that."  Have you ever met a Klansman Klown?  I haven't.  Ever met a Black who pointed a piece a white for thirty bucks?  I bet you have.

"I dress and act like a thug just to scare whites.  They shouldn't be scared, because I'm not really a thug."  So you should get whupped for the crime of Impersonating a Thug then.  Don't go shouting and cursing to scare little white ladies and then come crying cause they got scared.

The ONLY thing I heard that had a grain of truth to it:
"Whites are just easy to scare.  Nobody knows why.  They got no heart."  See, now I'm not being my charitable best to whites either.  They are pretty easy to scare and they got pretty sensitive feelings.  So what?  Think of a white like a cat.  Not a guy whose into old jazz, I mean a real cat.  Now say you got to make friends with this little cat because your life depends on it.  Do you run around, screaming at the cat, chasing it?  If you do, you're a fool.

You see, my conclusion is that each little thing Blacks think about whites ...... there's a reason for it.  Even if it's wrong there's a reason.  It's just when you add all these things together they don't make sense.  A Black who robs a gas station for thirty bucks is a knucklehead for TWO reasons; first, he's going to jail for thirty bucks (this time or NEXT time), second, he's scaring white people away from the hood.  Only the old folks - OLD WISE BLACK WOMEN - know the second part.  I thank god I had one of them for a mother.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

About this blog

First, this blog is underdevelopment.  I'll get better pictures for it and all that in a while.

Second, this blog is not about religion.  I'm not a Muslim or a Christian but I have respect for all religions.  Beyond that, I'm not here to offer my opinions on them - I don't have a degree in divinity!

Third, this blog is not about things you can't change.  If I buy a lemon from a used car dealer, I might complain about it, but I'm not going to spend to much time on it.  By the same token, I'm not here to rehash the past.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The Fishing Boat

For a while in my twenties I worked on a fishing boat.  I had gotten fed up with my crummy job operating a photocopier and decided to give the sea a try.  Maybe because people told me I should have gone into the navy; I don't know.

While I was on the boat, I was thinking about good and bad things back home.  I thought about violence a lot (only a little bit because I was mad at the other crewmen), and I am came to the conclusion that BLACK PEOPLE ARE STUPID WHEN IT COMES TO WONDERING WHY WHITES ARE AFRAID.  It was a nasty thing to think about my brothers and sisters, but out there in the Gulf of Mexico, I didn't have much else to think about.  (I don't think Blacks are stupid like that any more; more about that later.)  (Oh, and another thing - I wasn't really THAT mad at the other crewmen; it was just frustration from all the close quarters.  Go fishing for weeks at a time and you'll know what I mean.)

There's a whole lot more I've thought about since then.  Until a month or two ago I used to hang out on Black boards and ask people who they could say they had Black pride if they blamed all their failures on whites.  People responded but they didn't LISTEN.

So I gave up.  I dropped my old pseudonym and decided to pick a new pseudonym - a proud African (not necessarily Black) warrior who used to be a slave.  I'm not a warrior (I just don't have a killer instinct - more about that later) and I never was a slave (I was LUCKY to be born when I was), but I am certainly proud.  It is a virtue AND a vice - don't let anybody tell you different.  

This is my first post for the blog.  More will follow.  I'll tell you my life story, if it isn't too boring, and then I'll tell you why I feel the way I do.  I'm not trying to shock anyone, but I don't exactly mind if I do.  This blog isn't rude but it's not for politically correct people either.